Stay out the street thats what my dad said, Stay out the sweet shop thats what my nan said

I'm slipping like banana skins, but im back.. for the hundreth time but like usual much hasnt happened in the random world of grime. The M.O.B.O awards came and went like a packet of empty walker's crisps fluttering in the wind. Hardly anyone lifted an eyelid let alone blinked at the results, although - Best UK Male: Lemar (?) is that some sort of joke. Out of Kano, Plan B, Nate James and Sway, they chose the dustiest man on this earth who's songs seem to sound like a cut from the previous release.

Thanks to: Chantelle Fiddy's Blog

So while Kate Moss has swopped fashion for singing with her beloved babyshambles, grime chose to do the complete opposite. Mr J. Adenuga aka Jme stepped up and passed over his mic for a quick seckle and done a naomi campbell on us all including the catwalk (merking it more than Mr Wong everyday of the week).

These are the words i spoke to Jammer... Just give it up - that was all

(dont get me wrong.. Just give up THE MCING.. you're a top producer)

Logan Sama dropped us a lifeline and released THE WAR REPORT 2006 free to download, with bars from Wiley, Scorcher, Ghetto and Wretch 32 and some others including in the dashings of lyrics. Its for anyone that didnt get involved, missed some of the reports or wants to delve right back into where it all started. Download Here

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Wiley got signed by Big Dada who also signed Roots Manuva, Apparently i hear its going to be a complete grime album (Lets hope) and Wiley is also ready to drop 10 volumes of his tunnel vision. Thats alot of vision through a tunnel.. im guessing he aint got a car because if he did it would of only lasted until volume 2 or 3. Does this mean Wiley aint repping Boy better know anymore? or even Roll deep.. actually the question is.. Does this mean he will actually turn up to bookings?

I like plan B....

You called out my name on radio, and when i phoned your phone all you said was sorry

Like my dad would say, "There are two choices... You either tidy your room or say bye F*cking bye to your allowance every month... its your choice" i tidied that room quicker than people lock into to kiss 100 on a monday night. Although in the case of the Grime scene, its not as easy of a choice when theres such a decisive matter at hand.

The Movement (Ghetto, Scorcher, Mercston "FREE MERCSTON!! yeah great lets have another rapist out there to jump me as a walk home.. yeah good one", Wretch 32, Devlin(? he randomly got involved over talks of whos the best white mc! why you begging it for its blatenly me. I'd merk you of in a SECCCCCKKKKKLLLEE) Vs Wiley.. Seeing as scorcher couldnt think of no more old grandad jokes and other sly remarks to kiddy fiddling he pulled bars out for Frisco!
Jme & Skepta aint getting involved! apparently!?

The talk of the town aka RWD FORUM is that the reason for all this free dashings of Wileys Tunnel Vision's is that Ghetto mugged Wiley in broad daylight (and not for his change and watch but for his laptop), I heard Wiley didnt put much of a fight up because he had his young baby daughter with him. I'm sure if Mercston was out, he would of taken care of her, im sure of it.

So Wiley's battling off a whole crew and to me it looks like hes making bigger movements than the whole lot of them. I mean making 4 fully fresh beated mixtapes, new bars and allsorts of hits on is tough for anyone but Wiley, Hes on top of things. (Dont throw away them Wileytracker's too soon though)

I saw Scorcher the other day trying to whisper into some mans ear, ("Yo you gotta man?" Dont blame me, blame the Doctor!) and i thought his choice in the Grimewar of 2006 was some what straight up obvious, obviously not.

Frisco's Dub merking Scorcher

God's Gift Dub for Scorcher

Tunnel Vision Vol.2

Wiley - Tunnel Vision Vol.2
(Free Download)

This has actual grime on it...

Wiley's actually made it free to download his new mixtape Tunnel Vision Volume 1. Instead of so many others Copying and Uploading his music, he thought allow it let me just give it away and might aswell let Tunnel Vision Vol2 follow in the same fashion.

Tunnel Vision Vol.1 (To download press image)

Although for those who want to go out and support Richard or whatever people are calling him these days. You can BUY the hardback cd from ukrecordshop for £6.99, go this way

For more Info on all this step to his myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/eskiboywiley

It's niceeeeee (apparently)

So apparently i'm any white flingback groupie? who cant design or write for sh*t. It's all true i tell you, Well the part about me being white and well thats about it. Dont you hate when individuals call you a groupie for no other reason than because you enjoy music and you happen to be female! Whatever anyone tells you i wasnt the girl that sucked off Mercston (well thats what i told ghetto anyway) i actually do have a genuine love and enthusium for Grime. The talk about me never being about to be Chantelle Fiddy is some how quite true, although my financial status has recovered and i'm in talks with extreme plastic surgeons as i type.

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This week has been overly active with Steve Irwin getting shanked by a fish, people are only just asking the question "Is President Bush an idiot?" and nearly every Grime artist is sending for Wiley. Although the funniest edition to my week as been the sly actions of a Mr Banksy. The Anonymous graffiti artist who seems to get around tight security like baby milk at Heathrow, must of thought that Paris 'My daddy owns a worldwide multi-million dollar hotel business so i dont have to do anything but strut the red carpet while commoners have to work just to afford the rent bill' Hilton needed a little reality Cheque check. So in true Banksy fashion he replaces the new album of Miss Hilton's which was just about to hit the shelfs, with what one can only describe as a total remix with a little sprinkle of a kick in the teeth.

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Isit just me or is anyone just slightly about to commit suicide, if anyone attempts to play that Doctor track Have a man?, i heard that track it feels like back in 2002, ok ok i heard it on Run the Roads 2 and even then it was getting a touch old. Now i hear that the man is about to Professionally release it into the charts. God bless us all.

Tinchy Styder.. Ring my phone your long!

Logan Sama... Will you mix my compilation cd!?

So if you havent caught the latest from Logan Sama's war report.. (Where you beeeenn) Catch it Kiss 100 every monday 11pm till 1am.

So literally everyone and their best friends hitting at Wiley, Its weird though how Skepta and Jme arent getting involved which could be a smart move. Wiley is getting taken for a clown but hes hitting back hard. Just heard the Mercston dub to Wiley, its only 20seconds long (his change ran out)

Never attempt to sit down after Tempa T you could be taken for a plum

"Thats my cousin Tempz, allow it (pleaseee pretty pleaseee dont swinnng for my cousin my aunty will beat me)"

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