Chipmunk -Sometimes (Franky YAWN remix)
So... last week I actually attempted suicide with one and half paracetamols, I felt dizzy for 30 seconds but then I realized it was just an Eastenders/PR stunt to help my album shift off the shelves. Then I woke up from my dream and clocked for a second that I wasn't the head of Sonymusic and I didn't have to turn one of my young emcees on my labels flu symptoms into a who shot Phil Mitchel dramatic 'I Wanna Die...' twitter. I actually got an exclusive interview with Chipmunk himself and not his friends aunty who used to go to school with betty, you know Betty who lives round the corner from that pet shop. Yeah!? well not her. The other Betty who lives on upper lane. Anyway here it is...
Hyperfrank: So Chip Diddy Chip do you really want to die?
Chipmunk: I wanna die...
Hyperfrank: Right, so you've topped the charts and everyone's choking on their soup clocking your movements and you want to die?
Chipmunk: Yes well what other way can I change the color of my condom hat? I wanna dye my wooly hat yellow to go with my album you know Cuzzy.
Hyperfrank: Well everyone thinks you're on the edge like ready to shift to H town.
Chipmunk: The only thing I need to shift is units and it's not like I haven't shifted mad amounts of Albums already but major labels like Sony only are investing in people like me for profit not to invest in my longevity.
(This Interview is purely fictional and never took place only in the dream-reality world of superfrank's real talk head)
*Franky Yawn Remix = this is why I'll never ever attempt producing