Saturday, March 20, 2010
RUMOR VILLE - MASTER SHORTIE
I'm a bit confused, so must you be. Stepping on to Hyperfrank soil and seeing master shortie. Don't worry kids, I haven't been paid off to blog a load of turd, I just wanted to talk and this will the only time I downgrade myself, I promise. Frank talks to you. Now there's a few rumors going on around about Master Shortie being signed to Young Money. I really don't know if this is true or just hype but seriously is bird man trying to knock on my front door and tell me that Master 'we get our skinny jeans from the same shop,floor and rail' Shortie, is the main and only decent talent we have here in the UK? He's a bait goodie, goodie option. That guy who's never been in trouble, never shot crack or pretended to for street cred. That guy who grew up performing in The Lion King and now enjoys spending his days triming his tash to the perfect shape, who am I kidding it's bum fluff buffed up with shoe polish. Maybe I'm just taking this a tad personally but, they done a good job with Jay Sean, Master Shortie might just be the new English Drake. Who knows. I don't know who's gassed more right now, me or the balls of master shortie in them tight jeans.
Posted by Hyperfrank at 12:41 AM